Hello...Internet

Hello. I'm Robert. I dont now why I've been asked to do this "blog" thing. I hate these machines and yet our society makes them so vital. It's enough to drive you mad.

I suppose I should clarify the finer points of my life.

I hate German weather;

I don't like the sound of the German language;

This German dig is boring;

German laws and customs annoy me;

All in all, I am not enjoying this one bit.

I am currently in a cold on-site tent feeding off what little Internet this portable memory chip thingy gives me. I don't really understand it all to be honest...

I don't really understand why anybody would care enough to read this. I sincerely hope no one is sad enough to try... I hope our empty words, echoing out to empty spaces and hollow dreams that compose the bittersweet symphony we call life, are unheard and unheeded...

Looking at the post my colleague put up... He is taking a rather optimistic approach. This is all just another adventure, as far as he is concerned.

Adventure my arse. I want to be home. Surrey was much simpler...

And the Earl Grey half decent.

I suppose I should also clarify that I am not American. My mother decided I should go to Harvard instead of Oxford and I reluctantly went along. I got the qualifications needed for...whatever this is...and the results were thoroughly disappointing. Our presence here is superfluous; the wind itself could do a better job at digging these trenches.

I sincerely apologise for the chords made within our throats that are reaching out to your ears in the form of rambling textual torture rooms... I would expect a lot of them if I were you.

Till we next meet- Robert